The comings and goings of Wyatt Parker "bear" & Malcolm Robert "moose": If Malcolm was a bird...

Funny Quotes

Mama to Malcolm: Don't touch his eye, you want pink eye too? Malcolm's Response: No! I want green eye!
Mama to Wyatt on taking him to be vaccinated: Come on Wyatt, we have to go to the doctor to get some medicine. Wyatt's Response: Oh! Do I have a stomache ache?
Mama to Wyatt: Are you Thomas's Papa? You sure are taking good care of him. Wyatt's response: No, I'm Pink Bunny's Mama.
Wyatt to Mama upon leaving the house: Bye Mama! Be a good boy while I'm gone.
Mama: Are you ready to go to my office party Wyatt? WP: I don't want to go to the office, just the party.